Why I should have my own show pt 3

December 7, 2010 at 11:36 am (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , )

In part three and  the end of the series of why I should have my own show. In part 1, I mentioned that I had the Fame and would explain it more so here I go. Seriously how many non-famous people find people they don’t know waving at them, have stalkers, and find that they must constantly escape from people? Not anyone I know of except me. If you share this probably please share it with me.

I figure I must look like someone famous at the rate that people wave at me and I have no idea who the heck they are. I’ve been told I look like Beyonce’s younger sister Solange, but really how famous is she? And I’ve been told I look like Alicia Keys, but I think thats mostly for hair style.   And as for stalkers? I have at least one. Unfortunately one has my number…so he keeps calling…and you know I want nothing to do with that. Last time I spoke to him he was like he didn’t care if I kept hanging up on him as long as he could hear my voice…for some reason he thinks I’m the only person that understands him.  I would consider changing my number if he called more often…

As for escaping from people.  I sometimes wish I had a bodyguard. I could be with a group of people, yet crazy people just tend to walk towards me…or people -really ugly, old dudes- keep trying to talk to me.  I want nothing to do with that and its not even like I’m walking by myself.  Literally my friends and I have more than once had to pile into a car and take off before we were actually in our seats because someone was walking towards me and saying something…ends up looking like this.

Or if I wear something a bit different things can get interesting… If it looks really nice girls decided they MUST go shopping right then or just say really awkward things.  If its a bit weird everyone feels like they must comment on it. For example once I went on in my softball shirt which features a flaming unicorn. One person went absolutely nuts raving how awesome it was, while another kept saying thats really weird, why would you wear that and this was just a trip to the grocery store.

I find that my life is not normal as it is, but if I do actually become famous it will probably be like this times 10 which would pretty much suck.  Although at the moment I feel like I’m famous without the benefits of being famous, well maybe I have some.  What are the benefits anyways? That everyone knows who you are? Is that really a benefit?

So do you want to become famous?

Kagehime

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The Apprentice + The Shark Tank= My Life

November 17, 2010 at 11:54 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , )

Saying my life is like the Apprentice  and Shark Tank, I’m sure you know I’m somehow into business.  True, but not quite. I’m in school for advertising and it does not feel like school. It feels like a straight up reality show. In fact it would be interesting to watch too.

Every week we have to come up with entire campaigns and other assignments that if it was for undergrad would’ve taken weeks all at the same time.  And then we have any number of presentations in one week. Not to mention we have people drop out, and fail out… All we need is Donald Trump saying “You’re Fired.” After this program I’m sure I could win the Apprentice and get my business through the Shark Tank. Of course I would need a business….I’m working on it.  I plan to launch this winter.  I have the domain name. I just have to figure out how to make a site…but that would be for another post.

It can’t be a reality show without rumors of “snake handlers” and “seas of venomous snakes” which we have in plenty.

A successful end to this show will be a good job that makes enough money so I can pay off these loans.  Its an indirect win.  I wish we were in it for straight cash or maybe not…those snake handlers might get out of control then. But then I wouldn’t be so infernally broke. But as they say “Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.  Teach a man how to fish and feed him for a lifetime.” Its better to actually learn skills instead of just go after the cash. But better is not easier.

Anybody else living a reality show?

Kagehime

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