I know, I know everyone wants their own show. They think it’ll make them famous, but you probably already have to be famous to get your own show for the most part. I don’t want a show in order to be famous. Hell I don’t care if I’m actually in it. I just believe that the things that happen to me are so weird and funny that my life should be a show. A reality show would be the last thing that would give it justice really, but my life could easily be a sitcom or a cartoon. A comic would work too. Really it would be like one of those Nickelodeon or Disney shows like icarly, Even Stevens or something.
I said a few posts ago that my life’s like the Apprentice, which it is, but when you combine that with The Fame hilarity ensues and that hilarity is y life. If you’ve been reading my posts you know I’m obsessed with Lady Gaga so when I say the Fame I say it with what her definition. Everyone can have the Fame whether you’re actually famous or not.
So what happened this past week?
1. I was kidnapped
2. I had to basically run from people…I think people think I’m famous or something. It keeps leading to really awkward situations which I’ll get to another time…I feel like I need a body-guard quite often…
3. A lady tried buying Dane Cook tix from me that I don’t have. Not to mention Dane Cook was in Richmond several weeks ago…and I don’t even like Dane Cook.
4. Saw a Segway Tour. They always make me laugh. It’s a shame the Segway creator drove off a cliff on a Segway…
5. I went back to the Martin Agency so I thought I was on Mad Men. I wasn’t doing any advertising while I was there though…but I did see the Geico Gecko.